Words I really do not need to hear ever again from my boss.

• Vet – as in “let’s just vet this issue out one more time”
• Intuition pump – as in “it’s ok if this is redundant. It is there to serve as an intuition pump.”
• “You are a gentleman and a scholar.” Umm has he noticed I am a woman?
• Hearing him call someone by a nickname that they very obviously do not like (such as Willie for Will or Seany for Sean). He tried calling me shelli once. He won’t try it again.

I  just might be able to pay off my student loans in a few years if I had $1.00 for every time he said one of these.